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Weekend Trip

A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents. On
the way home, they stopped at a country restaurant for lunch.

The little boy left the table to use the restroom by him- self. A
moment later he returned with a confused look on his face. He says,
"Grandpa, am I a rooster or a hen?"

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Weekend Passes

Although I knew our commanding officer hated doling out weekend
passes, I thought I had a good reason.

"My wife is pregnant and I want to be with her," I told the C.O. Much
to my surprise he said, "Permission granted."

Inspired by my success, a fellow soldier also requested a weekend
pass. His wife wasn't pregnant, so when the C.O. asked why he should
grant him permission, my friend re- sponded, "My wife is getting
pregnant this weekend and I want to be with her."

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